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niick4: danger-mouz: calirosegold: patronustrip: tootsienoodl...

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:30:58 -0400

danger-mouz:

calirosegold:

patronustrip:

tootsienoodles:

freackthehopeful:

skylarghost:

weasleyrocksyoursocks:

seong:

I AM FUCKING SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER

SWEET JESUS

You have your mother’s cheek bones

godDAMMIT NOW WE’RE SHIPPING CUTLERY

TUMBLR YOU NEED TO S T O P

I hope this post comes back to me when it has a short story attached.

The Utensils were a happy family, just like any other. Fork was a loving, caring father, who worked at a bank, and Spoon was his beautiful wife, who owned a small business that allowed her to spend a lot of time with their son, Spork. Every day, when Fork came home from work, he gently clinked against the rim of Spoon’s face and asked how her day had been. She would go on and on about how her Aunt Bowl was letting anyone fill her up these days, and telling him he would never guess who they got a phone call from today (it was his brother, Knife), and he would just lean back against the china cabinet, staring at his wife’s beautiful reflective surface, and know everything was right in the world.

One day, however, everything was suddenly not right in the world at all.

Fork woke up in the silverware drawer and instantly knew something was wrong. He looked over to where Spoon normally slept, confused when he saw nothing but empty space. Or, at least, he thought it was empty. It took him a minute to see the small note left there. Oh no. God, no, he thought.

He picked up the note with shaking prongs, and read amid tears:

“Fork,

I’m sorry to leave you like this, but I just couldn’t face seeing you. It’s too painful. I’m not strong enough to tell you this to your face, and I know that makes me a coward. I know that makes me a horrible utensil. But I can’t do this anymore.

Do you remember Cow’s party the other night? The night she was so drunk she swore she jumped over the moon? Well, I met someone that night. His name is Dish. And we’re running away together.

Please, don’t try and find us. Dish makes me happy. He doesn’t spend all day staring at me, looking at himself in my reflection.

Goodbye, Fork.

-Spoon”

Fork collapsed to the ground, wishing he could tell Spoon that the reason he loved staring at her reflective surface so much, was because of the way her surface magnified everything around her, making it seem so much greater and more beautiful than people could see themselves as normally. Her personality did the same thing. It’s what he loved most about her. And what he would miss most of all.

I CAN’T EVEN WITH THIS FUCKING SITE.

bra..fucking..vo

sweet jesus i’m crying over cutlery

things like this make me happy i have a tumblr

echte: i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone Yes and no

Fri, 24 May 2013 23:12:03 -0400

echte:

i think seventh grade was a dark time for everyone

Yes and no

geminispy: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:52:00 -0400

geminispy:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

How did these two even win the hunger games?

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:51:10 -0400

How did these two even win the hunger games?

harleyquinn394: i-dont-understand-that-reference: danisalmostonfire: i-dont-understand-that-refere...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:46:22 -0400

harleyquinn394:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

sexually-frustrated-lermaniac: Logan crying is literally the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:44:34 -0400

sexually-frustrated-lermaniac:

Logan crying is literally the most heartbreaking thing on this planet.

Reblog if you've ever smelled a book. My mom thinks I'm crazy.

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:33:35 -0400

gnattynat:

jakeadorkableenglish:

ageofrogues:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

Huh? I thought everyone did that?

I love doing this. Especially older books.

you mean people don’t?

i kiss the spines and hug them too

fandom-mused-fandom-games: 1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:31:42 -0400

fandom-mused-fandom-games:

1 note = 1 pixel for your fandom’s symbol (shown above) in an art piece I’m making

If you would like to see all of the fandoms, look through these posts

IF YOU DON’T SEE YOUR FANDOM, send me a message saying what fandoms I missed and I’ll add them

If you would like to know more about the project, read this post

FOLLOW ME TO KEEP UPDATED ON THE PROJECT/SEE THE FINISHED PROJECT

iamhighlyillogical: My #HarveyMilkDay #embroidery project is...

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:31:27 -0400

iamhighlyillogical:

My #HarveyMilkDay #embroidery project is complete. Love how it turned out and so honored to carry on in Harvey’s memory.

tastefullyoffensive: lobotomyfail: The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:37:35 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

lobotomyfail: The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:25:00 -0400

superwhoavengelockandme:

the-vashta-nerada:

i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going

like

if i start a show i’m in it until the end

in sickness and in health

till death or discontinuation do us part

man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from

BUT

Glee

nerdgirl-fangirl: Yeah, I don’t think that we do normal

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:20:42 -0400

nerdgirl-fangirl:

Yeah, I don’t think that we do normal

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:15:11 -0400

babyklupcakes: this is one of the many times when i wonder why...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:38:00 -0400

babyklupcakes:

this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop

~~yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity~~

tastefullyoffensive: [funnyordie]

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:18:14 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[funnyordie]

doctorwho: rainbowpanda1699: How the TARDIS really works… You...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:10:04 -0400

doctorwho:

rainbowpanda1699:

How the TARDIS really works…

You have a day to get us your autograph for our Doctor Who Tumblr poster!

:･ﾟ✧ ゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜

You are the stars of the Doctor Who Tumblr so we want your autograph.(✿◠‿◠)

Post a piece of artwork, a selfie, a fan sign, whatever with your Tumblr URL using the tag ‘the doctor who tumblr asked for my autograph’. Submit it via our form. ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ

We’re going to take everybody’s posts and turn them into a collage poster for the Doctor Who Tumblr office. (✿◡‿◡) 

Have a question about the poster project? Check our FAQ! (◕ ◡ ◕)

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧Deadline is now May 20! ✧･ﾟ:*✧･ﾟ:*ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

jolivet: simon-the-jewish-vampire: snarkreactors: I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:04:19 -0400

jolivet:

simon-the-jewish-vampire:

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

WHY DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?! THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST

arikathleen: This is what dreams are made of!

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:58:18 -0400

arikathleen:

This is what dreams are made of!

doctorwho: idiscoverediminlovewithyou: oneasspluscas: possesse...

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:56:57 -0400

waking up with david

taking a shower with david

getting dressed with david

eating breakfast with david

walking the dog with david

relaxing with david

reading with david

on tumblr with david

cooking dinner with david

going to sleep with david

doctorwho:

idiscoverediminlovewithyou:

oneasspluscas:

possessed-pie:

great-gallifrey:

spent a day with david tennant today

Oh my God the the third one

GOBLET OF FIRE

this is the best ever

z1c: being 20+ on tumblr

Sun, 19 May 2013 17:53:35 -0400

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr